Word: Bugger All or in a more harsh way…Fuck All.
Definition: British phrase for nothing, nil, zero.
Usage: “This morning I checked my bank account and since there was fuck all in there, I decided to do fuck all today.”

14thNovember

Word of the Day: Fanny

fanny pack

Word: Fanny
Definition: External female sex organs; vulgar slang for female genitals
Usage: “Wearing that American ‘Fanny Pack’ makes you look like you possess a fanny instead of proper manhood.”

- Worked on this for a while but was not a fan of any other examples. One interesting point is that the biggest lender in the US is “Fanny Mae”. Wonder how we got into this global economic crisis?

13thNovember

Word of the Day: Puff

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Word: Puff
Definition: Slang for homosexual, not to be misconstrued for puff pastry.
Usage: There are lots of puffs in San Francisco, not that there’s anything wrong with that…and btw, Puff Daddy is a puff.

Word: Lorry
Definition:a large motor vehicle for transporting heavy loads. A medium to large sized truck.
Usage: Just two days after the end of British Summertime, the first snowfall of the year saw a lorry driver killed when his vehicle collided with another lorry on the M40 in Buckinghamshire.

Word: Flick Knife
Definiton A type of knife with a folding or sliding blade that springs out of the grip when a button or lever on the grip is pressed. aka “switchblade”
Usage: If you don’t bring me a proper cuppa, I will stick my flick knife up ur arse.

flick knife

Word: Sunnys
Definition: Tinted spectacles placed over the eyes to avoid excessive UV Rays entering the Iris. aka..sunglasses.
Usage: “Bloody hell, you’re wearing your sunnys! I reckon I can’t even find mine since I don’t recall the last time there was sun. Rubbish.”

Word: Row
Definition: a noisy dispute or quarrel; argument. Nothing to do with crew or rowing boats.
Usage: I am always rowing with my mum on who eats all the biscuits during afternoon tea.

Word: Press-up
Definition: British way of saying push-up
Usage: I reckon I may do some press-ups on the green after some lovely tea and biscuits.