London Ninja

Word: Bugger All or in a more harsh way…Fuck All.
Definition: British phrase for nothing, nil, zero.
Usage: “This morning I checked my bank account and since there was fuck all in there, I decided to do fuck all today.”

Word: Fanny
Definition: External female sex organs; vulgar slang for female genitals
Usage: “Wearing that American ‘Fanny Pack’ makes you look like you possess a fanny instead of proper manhood.”

- Worked on this for a while but was not a fan of any other examples. One interesting point is that the biggest lender in the US is “Fanny Mae”. Wonder how we got into this global economic crisis?

Word: Puff
Definition: Slang for homosexual, not to be misconstrued for puff pastry.
Usage: There are lots of puffs in San Francisco, not that there’s anything wrong with that…and btw, Puff Daddy is a puff.

Word: Lorry
Definition:a large motor vehicle for transporting heavy loads. A medium to large sized truck.
Usage: Just two days after the end of British Summertime, the first snowfall of the year saw a lorry driver killed when his vehicle collided with another lorry on the M40 in Buckinghamshire.

Word: Flick Knife
Definiton A type of knife with a folding or sliding blade that springs out of the grip when a button or lever on the grip is pressed. aka “switchblade”
Usage: If you don’t bring me a proper cuppa, I will stick my flick knife up ur arse.

Word: Sunnys
Definition: Tinted spectacles placed over the eyes to avoid excessive UV Rays entering the Iris. aka..sunglasses.
Usage: “Bloody hell, you’re wearing your sunnys! I reckon I can’t even find mine since I don’t recall the last time there was sun. Rubbish.”

Word: Row
Definition: a noisy dispute or quarrel; argument. Nothing to do with crew or rowing boats.
Usage: I am always rowing with my mum on who eats all the biscuits during afternoon tea.

Word: Press-up
Definition: British way of saying push-up
Usage: I reckon I may do some press-ups on the green after some lovely tea and biscuits.