London Ninja

I have been blogging less frequently for a few reasons:

1. I’m completely integrated into the British society and therefore things aren’t new and exciting anymore. I drink proper tea a few times a day and actually ask my mates if they’re “all right” now as a way to greet them.

2. The US elections are here and I have to catch up on the debates. I usually do not like to bring up politics in public forums as they tend to offend…and I don’t like to offend…like when I called you a fat-so. Um…so I don’t support either presidential candidate. Here’s the thing: I don’t like old foagies so I don’t like McCain. I also don’t like terrorists, so I don’t like Obama. There’s that. I hope I didn’t offend anybody with those simple sweeping statements. Oh, and btw, McCain dislikes colored people.

3. Madge divorced Guy Ritchie without a prenupt. Yes, this was on the front page of the daily Tube paper, the Metro. Yes, the Metro is the only source of news I read. Yes, £150m.

4. We’re in the middle of a global economic meltdown not seen since the Great Depression with whole countries on the brink of bankruptcy. Maybe that makes Iceland one of my top 5 destinations for 2009…unless the inhabitants resort to cannibalism.

So all of those tough external factors and the fact that I’ve been traveling but not having sorted through all my pictures yet have contributed to a gradual slowing of my blog output. I will try to reverse this trend for the rest of the quarter…unless McCain wins.