Boris Becker has become mayor of London after a tight race against the incumbant Ken Livingstone. This is way more important than the Clinton / Barack race because we have some serious ASBOs in London stabbing kids and such.
The great thing with Boris is that not only does he have the foresight to clean up London, he also has the forehand to kick your arse on the tennis court. Not only does he have the strong passion for serving our city, he also has a 148 mph serve to ace you all day. Not only does he have the background in politics to be able to deliver on his promises, he also has a backhand that can win points. I can go all day…..
Not only can Boris win, he can Wim-ble-don….ok. I will stop here.
[Boris does look slightly different than his Wimbledon days, but I guess he's a bit older and wiser. I could dice it and slice it all I want but that man still hits a mean slicing backhand.]
T. Haynes says 9th May @ 2:37
I remember he had good taste in women too. He is married to a black woman. He knows what is up! At least I think he is still married to a black woman.