London Ninja

In the US you sometimes get a “Have a Nice Day” on the receipt, but in the UK we do things a bit differently. The waitors here are empowered to make a stand because they do not get the same amount of tip as the US, with an average of roughly a 10% tip.

So last week, after I called the waitor of the restaurant I was eating at a “twat” (British for “biatch”), I received the following receipt. It was very fair, I thought. No extra charge for “Suck My Dick Fuck Face”. Very gracious of them to make that on the house, since it didn’t go all that well with the Chilean Sea Bass.