London Ninja

Word: Schedule
Definition:: Nothing has changed here…a schedule.
Usage: Same usage. If everything is the same, why am I even writing about it? Well, the Britons pronounce it wrong…or the Americans pronounce it wrong.

British pronounciation: “shed-ule”
American pronounciation: “sked-ule”
Ninja pronounciation: “W-T-F”

In doing some more formal research, I looked at similar words in the English dictionary and find other “sche” words….scheme, schema…

Verdict: British lose once again. (Rugby reference)