London Ninja

My folks are in town visiting my arse in London this weekend with an excursion to Portugal and Spain next week.

Early observations of my current family gathering:

1. I’m not a fish and chips guy. Had that shit again at Borough Market today and I think I’m over it. It’s not bad, but at the end of the day its fried fish and chips. I am after all sophistimacated.
2. Walking around for like 10 hours gives the feet a nice workout.
3. Living on the fourth floor is great for personal exercise but is different carrying two different luggages.
4. Family gathering with my entire family means two prosumer photographers shooting up the town…which means very slow movement from site to site.
5. The water container for our flat can do exactly 16 mins of dishes, 2 showers, 3 teethbrushing sessions and 1 load of laundry before being depleted completely. Sorry, mum.
6. Chinese accents and British accents don’t do well together. If you are Chinese, please do not attempt a British accent…ever. I mean it. As a matter of fact…just don’t attempt a British accent. Or I will Ginsu your arse…..slow.

Real slow…