London Ninja

“What are the biggest differences for you in London?”

This is the most common question I get asked by Americans. I had a couple of visitors from the US both at work and outside of work and they always ask me this question. It’s a pretty fair question, but it’s also a bit like asking someone “Do you like you mum or your pup better?” Ok, may they don’t say pup for dad, but I think it makes complete sense. Anyways…I am happy to share my early thoughts of London to save you from asking me that question in person.

1. Everything is bloody expensive.
2. Everything is bloody expensive.
3. Everything is bloody expensive.
4. Everything is bloody expensive.

oh.. and:

5. Everything is bloody expensive.

We can actually break that down into:

5a. You get taxed on everything
5b. The taxes are absurd
5c. You get taxed for using a television!!!
5d. You pay the property tax!!!

I will break down the taxes in the UK in short time…you know, after I’ve had a chance to take sedatives so my mania does not lead to any unnecesary breaking of tea pots and the throwing of crumpets.

6. Service levels are not up to snuff
7. Food is actually very good. Just not British food.
8. Some foods are much better here: beer, cheeses, yoghurts, fish, produce, meat, breads. Some are not: Asian groceries, mad cow, Mexican groceries, and any international food stuff other than Indian…or should I say Asian…
9. British people are not the friendliest folks but man can they drink (beer)
10. The local ale is bitter, flat, and not-cold…not strong selling points for me personally.

All that said, it’s a totally rad experience to be living in a different continent, country, and culture…Only thing is I’m still trying to figure out what a faggot is.