London Ninja

Word: Surgery
Definition: A physician’s or dentist’s office.
Usage: I went to a dental surgery a bit ago, where my dentist proceeded to remove a pint of blood from my gums. Cheers.

Word: Theatre
Definition: Operating room in a hospital
Usage: After watching Les Mis at the theatre, I came down with appendicitis and had to go to the theatre for Mr Wellington to operate on my sick arse.

When you need to go get your liver examined for the years of abuse, you go to hospital, not to the hospital, you yankee. Also, general practitioners are referred to as “doctor” but surgeons, obstetricians, and gynaecologists are referred to as “Mr“, “Mrs“, or “Miss“. That should show those lazy bums that decided to specialize in brain surgery. Brits also refer to homeless people as “sir” and members of Parliament(also referred to as MPs) as “biatch“.