12thAugust
True Ales

London serves ales like the bards and fighting dwarves used to drink in Dungeons and Dragons. I also used to get beat up in elementary school. The way they’re served is that they are actually hand pumped to produce the dark, not-very-fizzy, not-as-cold drink called “bitters”. I’ve also been told by Workmonkey that they have more nutrition in them that the Bud Light you drink does not have. So you should consider the hand-pumped ales next time you’re in London for your health and demise.

a.k. says 12th August @ 15:27
have you seen my friend johnnie at the pubs?