London Ninja

So on top of Mad Cow, the UK has this thing with resusitating a eradicated cow disease that is akin to the Smallpox, but for cows. Long story short, when in the UK, stick with white meat….unless you’re afraid of the Avian Bird Flu, in which case you should probably stick with fish….unless you’re afraid of mercury, in which case you should probably stick with vegetables….unless you’re afraid of pesticides(yes, organic foods included), in which case you should probably stick with styrofoam….unless you’re afraid of malnutrition, in which case you should probably just eat beef in the UK.

Cheers to the best beef in the world.